Out Dancing With The Sleaze

Thursday Night:

Wrapped up the Sleazy-Sixty seminar. Unfortunately, halfway through Sleazy's talk, Sixty got ill, so he didn't end up going out. I decided to take Sleazy to some hipster dance nights (after a quick stop to re-stock on the Sleaze's fruit supply). I let the seminar attendees know where we were going, but everyone was pretty much just tandem
soloing.

The first venue was not as good as I'd expected it to be, since all the attention was focused on the Bar Beauty Pageant that was going on, and the hottest girls were basically the contestants.

Then we went to my favorite dance night, and I just let loose for a while. I got to see Sleazy unleash some of his more athletic dance moves on a couple girls. What was probably more impressive was his patience and his ability to relax while no girls that interested him were in his immediate area.

I was also a bit distracted because my alcoholic-causing-lots-of-drama ex was there smashed off her ass. It was funny, shadow thought this was some girl I was trying to SNL and he encouraged me to "take her home man".

I enjoyed the music for a while, and stumbled into a few dancefloor approaches. Most of the girls were more interested in just dancing than getting sexual, and weeded themselves out when I got more intimate.

It's getting pretty late, but I notice Sleazy is dancing quite sensuously with this nice brunette (and her slightly cockblocky friend).

It's getting pretty late, and Sleazy motions me over and asks me when I want to leave. I tell him whenever, and we can go to the gay after hours place that I thought he would like.

Outside, the brunette's friend is getting objectionable wanting to go to a different after hours and blah blah. She was also a bit suspicious of me, since from her perspective I more or less popped out of nowhere. The friend's driver was her boyfriend's roommate, who was a very passive guy. My goal was just more dancing. The sorting-out-logistics discussion was getting complicated, so my first move was just say "let's go" and walk off, hoping Sleazy would follow
me with whoever followed him. It didn't work out, so I pulled off a play I call "The Hostage". I "threw Sleazy under the bus" and let them drive him to after hours, following me. This worked when apy was in town to extract some females, too .

We get to after hours, and the friend tries to get me to buy her a drink. I decline. We then get into a drawn out discussion about shaving legs and bi-sexuality vs. pan sexuality. There is more of a contentious vibe here than flirty, but the friend was a bit touchy for a couple minutes. She is reminding me more and more of this contentious art historian I once got naked in bed, and it's kind of annoying me. She gets back to reality when she decides to try to find the brunette.

I dance for a while, and Sleazy reappears and the group that followed us from the last club is eventually reunited.

I notice some new girls walk into the place, including a foxy looking girl with great black hair. Figure I got nothing to lose by approaching with something silly. "This is going to come off as really shallow, but I came over to talk to you just because I liked you hair." She starts qualifying and saying that's not shallow at all, and her sister actually did her hair for her. Somehow when I checked my stuff this morning, the sister's business card was in my shirt. She starts playing with my hair, and I cut space on her. I tell her if she's gonna mess with my hair, she better be rough, so she gives it a tug. We have a quick makeout, and I squeeze her ass. Holy shit. She has the tightest body I've ever felt on a chick. Crazy muscle tone. I try to drag her to the back of the club, but she isn't budging and eventually one of us wanders off. Later on she'd walk by and give me a playful squeeze, though.

Club closes.